Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man

A Little Yarn

Q: What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
A: Your spinning me a yarn here!

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If Women Told Truth In Bed

Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed. Imagine the revelation
She: Get off of me, will ya!!
He: Whatsa matter, am I hurting you?
She: No, you're not hurting me, you're annoying me. You think you could hurt me with THAT?!?

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Just Moved In

The Anderson family just moved into their new home when a neighbor asked 5-year-old Tommy Anderson how he liked it. "It's great," Tommy said. "I have my very own room and my brother Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room too! But poor mom, she is still with dad."

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