Guys Keep it Simple

At the pre-marriage retreat, Natalie and Drew are each told to write a sentence using the words “sex” and “love.”
Natalie writes: “When two mature people are both passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and they respect each other very much, just like Drew and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable for them to engage in the act of physical sex with one another.”
Drew writes: “I love sex.”

The Irish Newlyweds

Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?

Reporting In

Best man reading a telegram: From your friends on the H.M.C.S. Harmen, "At ten o clock, please report position and depth."