Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Cliff Diving

Q: Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff?
A: Tequila!

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Playboy's New Magazine

After Hugh Hefner passed, Playboy management decided to introduce a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

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Labor Pain

A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed.
He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass, but N-O-O-O-O, you said that might hurt!"

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