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Sex Like A Convenience Store

Q: Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
A: There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning?

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Merry

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry me silly.

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Submitted BY: allisongc21

Men and Diapers

Q: Why are men like diapers?
A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.

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