Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

He Misses Her

Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!"
Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Married?

From now on when people ask me why I'm not married, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

Honeymoon Cruise

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go." "Good idea," she says. "While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine." The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please." "Yes sir, says the clerk, "but do you mind if I ask you a question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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