Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Staggering Husband

Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
A: Shoot him again.

Anonymous

Hurricane Matthew

Hurricane Matthew is like my ex-wife.
At first things were wet and intense, then I lost my house.

Anonymous

Dinosaurs Wear Hats

Q: Why do dinosaurs have to wear hats?
A: So their wives know which end to kiss!

Anonymous
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