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Vasectomy
I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.
But all it did was change the color of the baby.
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Wife vs Job
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.
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Nosy Neighbor
A 12-year-old boy walks up to his Polish neighbor and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife naked!" The guy answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny...I wasn't even home last night!"
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