Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

TV Viewing

Your TV viewing on your wedding night will be...

  1. The Marriage Game
  2. Great Temptation
  3. The Untouchables
  4. Mission Impossible
  5. The Time is Right
  6. Rawhide
  7. Bonanza.

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Drop In

One day, an 80 year old man comes home and finds his 80 year old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall. Shocked, he asks, "What are you doing?" She responds, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop in."

Anonymous

Great News?

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

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