Giving away a horse

A retiring farmer, in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?", he asked. "I am.", said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?".  The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."  "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. "Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

He Gives It All

The man says: "With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow."

Shower Talk

A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says, "These are nice, but if they were a bit firmer you could walk around without a bra for me." Then the husband pats her butt and says, "This is nice, but if it was a bit firmer, you could walk around without panties for me." The wife turns around to her husband, grabs his groin and says, "This is nice, but if it was a little bigger, I wouldn't need your brother."