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Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes
Out Of Town.
Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?
Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!
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Hop On Pop
Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?" "I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny." "That's not going to work." "Why not?" "Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."
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Poor Man to the Pub
A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.'' The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?'' The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''
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