Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Man and Wife Wrinkles

Man to wife: ''Boy, you are getting old, look at all the wrinkles you are getting!'' Wife: ''They aren't wrinkles, they're laugh lines!'' Man: ''Nothing is that freakin' funny!''

Anonymous

Who Is In Control

At a recent interview, it seems that Bill Clinton broke out in rage after being asked a line of questions about him being controlled. Interviewer: "Who pulls your strings, Bill? What special interests control you?" Clinton (visibly upset): "You leave Hillary out of this!"

Anonymous

Gravesite

I spent a few hours by my wife's grave today.
She thinks I'm digging a pond.

Anonymous
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