Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Shower Talk

A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says, "These are nice, but if they were a bit firmer you could walk around without a bra for me." Then the husband pats her butt and says, "This is nice, but if it was a bit firmer, you could walk around without panties for me." The wife turns around to her husband, grabs his groin and says, "This is nice, but if it was a little bigger, I wouldn't need your brother."
 

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Marrying A Man

Q: What do you call a man that marries another man?
A: A minister

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She's Had the Best

When a woman gets to the "better or worse" part of the wedding ceremony, she's already experienced the better part.

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