Proposal

I proposed to my ex-wife.
But she said no. She believes I’m just after my money.

Residential Blues

If you've fallen in love with a house but your spouse hates it...
Just know that, in today's market, it's easier to find another spouse than another house!

Mr. Schneider in Court.

Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money".  Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."