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Relationship Jokes - Divorce Jokes
Alimony
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."
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A Fair Deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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Wife Gone
Q: Why did the geologist's wife leave him?
A: He took her for granite.
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