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Boyfriend: if I killed someone would you tell on me?
Me: no, but I would use it against you all the time. Like, are you going to walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?
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I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman acts like her, looks like her, and smells like her. I decided to take this woman home, and for some reason my father doesn't like her!
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My girlfriend's dog came running up to us for a cuddle. "I love you Freddy," she said, stroking his fur. "I love him more than you," I replied. She said, "I don't think so, I definitely love him most." I said, "You misunderstood me."
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Submitted BY: TommehBoi
