Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Too Bad

There are a lot of fish in the sea. Too bad I'm human.

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Submitted BY: nikkiyama

Bad Choices

Boyfriend: if I killed someone would you tell on me?
Me: no, but I would use it against you all the time. Like, are you going to walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?

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I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman acts like her, looks like her, and smells like her. I decided to take this woman home, and for some reason my father doesn't like her!

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