First Or Last?

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:
"Can I come up for a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date."
The guy thinks for a minute and says: "Well, what about the last date?"

Breakup

My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her.
It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

Hurt You Insult

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.