Relationship Jokes - Break-up Jokes

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"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes)
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Anonymous

Too Much Celebrating

The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing, "do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?"
The husband looked over and nodded. "Well," the woman continued, "he's been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!"
The husband returned to his meal. "Nonsense," he said, "even that's not worth so much celebrating!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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Anonymous

I Lost My Wife!

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes)
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Anonymous
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