Relationship Jokes

Condit V Clinton

Q: Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill Clinton's
A Close, but no cigar.

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Riddles
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Girlfriend Meets Irish Mom

A young Irish lad takes the girl he loves to meet his family. The matriarch of the family asks the girlfriend, "So, tell me, lass, what is your occupation?" The girl hesitantly says, "Well, Mrs. O'Malley, I'm a prostitute." Immediately, the lad's mother faints. After regaining consciousness, she asks again, "Forgive me, dearie. I don't think I heard you correctly. What is your occupation?" Again the girl says, "Mrs. O'Malley, I'm a prostitute." The mother laughs, "Oh my, dearie, for a moment there I thought you said you were a Protestant!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes)
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Blonde Intelligence

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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