Relationship Jokes

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Insider Trading

My friend said he loves his prostitute girlfriend for what's inside her.
So do about 200 other men.

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Marriage Advice

My marriage counselor said, "When your wife annoys you, go to your happy place." I replied, "That'll make things worse. She hates when I go to the bar."

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