Cowboy in a Barber Shop

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

Chit Chat

Two mates are having a chat over a beer. "Do you like sheilas with bad body odor and bad breath?" one bloke asks his friend. "No way!" his mate replies. "Well," says the first bloke," do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?" "Fuck no!" his mate replies. "Well," says the first bloke, "what the hell are you doing fuckin' around with my wife?"

Married at a Nudist Colony

Q: Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?
A: They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was!