Relationship Jokes

Clinton After Sex

Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after having Sex?
A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

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Sex With The Pig

A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. He walks over to his wife, who's laying in bed. "See!" he yells, "this is the pig I have to have sex with whenever you get one of your headaches!" The wife says, "You know that's a sheep under your arm, don't you?" The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you."

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Single Drummer

Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

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