Single Drummer

Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Skin Them

A New Yorker married a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first time. When they first arrived he got them a hotel room and as they were lying in bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded condom, "Oh yuck!!" she proclaimed as she pointed it to her new husband. As he craned his neck to see what it was he looked at her and asked "What they don't use those things where you come from?" "Yeah," she said "but we don't skin 'em!"

Girlfriend

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.