Gun Vs Wife

Q: Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?
A: You can put a silencer on a gun.

Complications

Q: Wife: If I died, would you get married again?
A: Husband: Probably not, my current GF won't leave her husband.

A Sudden Change of Mind

My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.
Yours Always and Truly,
John
 
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.