Relationship Jokes

Blonde Dating

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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Little Johnny Catches His Parents

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doing?" His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank." Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."

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Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."

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