Relationship Jokes

Chit Chat

Two mates are having a chat over a beer. "Do you like sheilas with bad body odor and bad breath?" one bloke asks his friend. "No way!" his mate replies. "Well," says the first bloke," do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?" "Fuck no!" his mate replies. "Well," says the first bloke, "what the hell are you doing fuckin' around with my wife?"

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Ham Radio Trouble

Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over.
Husband: This relationship is what? Over.

Anonymous

Give and Take

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

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