Relationship Jokes

Blonde Intelligence

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Excuse To Smoke

Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit." She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex." He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he had never. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse then?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Anonymous

Divorce Disorder

My Aunt got a divorce and I asked how she felt. She said, "I thought I had an anxiety disorder but it turns out it was just your Uncle."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG
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