Relationship Jokes

Praise the Lord

Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So fat women can get laid too.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
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Name That Animal

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Eddie. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad." "A horny bastard," called out Eddie.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes
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Girlfriend Vs Wife

A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making love?" She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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