Relationship Jokes

Shouting During Sex

Two friends in a Bar: JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex? JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.

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Wedding Rings

Q: What is the meaning of calendar dates inscribed on the inside of Men's wedding rings?
A: "BEST IF USED BY"

Submitted BY: DG

Pack Your Bags, I Won the Lottery

This guy runs home and bursts in yelling "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!"  She says "Oh wonderful, should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"  He replies, "I don't care...Just get the heck out!!"

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