Difference Between A Man and Woman

A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the mountainside. The woman was going down the mountainside. Then the woman yells out  "Pig!". The man then yells back "Hoe!"  They both continue on, until the man smashes his car into a pig!

Difference Between Bar And Clitoris

Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
A: Men have no trouble finding a bar.

Wedding Toast

If you are the best man at a wedding this is always my favorite toast: "The screwing you'll get is going to be worth the screwing you'll get."  I didn't have the guts to use it at the wedding but it got a lot of laughs at the bachelor party.