Relationship Jokes

Punctuation Marks

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a savage."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Definition of Sex

Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep heart to heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences.
Hillary: So have you found dating to be fulfilling experience?
Chelsea: It's okay, but I don't like how the boys sometimes act like real sex hounds.
Hillary: Well, uh, have you, uh, actually had sex?
Chelsea: Well Mom, no, not IF you define sex the way Daddy does.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Drown my Troubles

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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