Bring Your Spouse

USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"

Go Softly

Here lies my wife in earthy mold; when she lived did naught but scold. Good friends go softly in your walking; lest she should wake and rise up talking.

Clinton's Favorite Browser

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser?
A: Microsoft Intern Exploiter