Relationship Jokes

One Week

Wife spent seven days giving me blowjobs. She staggered into the room on unsteady legs and my friend asked "What's wrong with her?"
"Week at the knees" I replied

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Coma Time

Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."

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Never Had One

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: "I don't know, I never had one."

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