We Don't Argue

Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argument. If we have a difference of any kind, and I am right, Jim nods and accepts my opinion. But what if he's right? That has not happened yet.

Rein Him In

The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning. "Congratulations!" said the clerk looking at the bride. "Would you like the bridal then?" "No thanks," said the woman. "I'll just hold him by the ears until he gets the hang of it!"

Baby Hermaphrodite

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different!  It's a hermaphrodite." The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?" The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female." The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?"