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Expensive Birthday
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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Gag Reflex
My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed.
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.
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I'll Just Call My Lawyer
As a prank, when the preacher asked at a wedding, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace." A pregnant lady stood up and said, "Oh, never mind! I'll just call my lawyer!" It rattled the groom's mother so much that she fainted.
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