You Might Be a Redneck If...

You Might Be A Redneck...

• If your dad walks you to school 'cause you're in the same grade!
• If you mow the grass and find the car!
• If someone comes to your house everyday thinking you're having a garage sale!
• If you sell the car 4 gas money!

You Might Be A Redneck

You might be a redneck if...

• You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's tooth.
• You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
• Your secret family recipe is illegal.
• Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
• Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the yard.
• Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.
• Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
• You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
• Your best ashtray is a turtle shell.
• Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

Redneck Taxidermist

You might be a redneck if... You owe a taxidermist more than your annual income.