Signs You're a Redneck Jedi

• Your Jedi robe is camo-colored.
• You use your light saber to open and cook cans of pork and beans.
• At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.
• There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

Redneck - Game

If your wife says, "I'm Game!" and you shoot her, you might be a Redneck

Redneck Walk

You might be a redneck if...
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.