911 Directions

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

Redneck CSI

Q: Why are redneck murder mysteries so hard to solve?
A: Because all the DNA samples match each other and there aren't any dental records.

West Virginia Drinking

Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? 
A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!