Piano Uncle

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

For All My People

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Destination Detroit

Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?
A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.