John Rocker on NY Subway

John Rocker was on a NY subway and many people stopped to stare at him. One lady said, "I hate you, Rocker, you dissed New York." The next person says, "Thanks, Rocker. You dissed homosexuals." The next guys says, "You dissed people with mental problems." Rocker is shocked and says, "I didn't say anything about people with mental problems!" The man smiles and says, "Now people think that all people with mental problems are racist and dumb."

Yo Mama - Soy Sauce

Yo mama so black, it looks like she's been swimming in soy sauce!

One-legged Cholo

Q: What do you call a cholo with one leg longer than the other?
A: "Not even, homes!"