Racist Jokes

If you’re looking for the best collection of hilariously offensive racist jokes, you've come to the right place! Laugh out loud with your friends with the funniest politically incorrect jokes on the web! Our funny racial jokes target Asian, Black, Jewish, Indian, Mexican, White and much more!

Phone Call

"Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store, looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh my God, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"

Categories: Telephone Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
Anonymous

Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Categories: Riddles , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

When U Black, U Black

When I was born, I was BLACK
When I grew up, I was  BLACK
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK
When I got cold, I was  BLACK
When I was scared, I was BLACK
When I was sick, I was  BLACK
And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK   

NOW, you white folks
When you’re born, you're  PINK
When you grow up, you’re WHITE
When you go in the sun, you get  RED
When you’re cold, you turn BLUE
When you’re scared, you're YELLOW
When you get sick, you’re GREEN
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE
And when you die, you look GREY
So why y'all be callin' us COLORED folks?

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
Anonymous
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