Mexican Difference

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!

Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:
Most Honorable Sir,
You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.
No fee,
Chen Lee

Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!