Racist Jokes

If you’re looking for the best collection of hilariously offensive racist jokes, you've come to the right place! Laugh out loud with your friends with the funniest politically incorrect jokes on the web! Our funny racial jokes target Asian, Black, Jewish, Indian, Mexican, White and much more!

Down the Stairs

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Phone Call

"Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store, looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh my God, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"

Categories: Telephone Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
Anonymous

White with Black

Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?
A: A basketball coach
 
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?
A: Quarterback
 
Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
A: Warden

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Riddles
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