When U Black, U Black

When I was born, I was BLACK
When I grew up, I was  BLACK
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK
When I got cold, I was  BLACK
When I was scared, I was BLACK
When I was sick, I was  BLACK
And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK   

NOW, you white folks
When you’re born, you're  PINK
When you grow up, you’re WHITE
When you go in the sun, you get  RED
When you’re cold, you turn BLUE
When you’re scared, you're YELLOW
When you get sick, you’re GREEN
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE
And when you die, you look GREY
So why y'all be callin' us COLORED folks?

One Dollar

If I got one dollar every time somebody called me racist ...
black people would rob me
 

Doctor's Treatment

A Muslim immigrant in Dearborn Michigan goes to a Doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
The Doctor examines him and then says, "You need to take a bucket, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage, then piss and shit in it for a week. Hold your face over the bucket, put a towel over your head, and inhale the vapors for 3 days".
The man follows the Doctors's orders and returns in a week, telling the Doctor, "I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?"
"You were homesick."