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Recruting

I received a call from a Headhunter. She said to me, "Sir, I have two openings for you!"
I replied, "Yes. I know."
There was a long silence and then she said, "Asshole."
I replied, "I prefer the other one."

Submitted BY: teknoplasm

Last Words

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words...
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"

Anonymous

Competition

There's an incest competition in my town this weekend.
I'm going to enter my sister.

Anonymous
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