Oscar Mayer™ Song

Sung to the Oscar Mayer™ song:
His baloney has a first name, It's "I did not inhale." His baloney has a second name: "I wasn't getting tail." He loves to sling it every day, The White House people all just say, That Billy Clinton has a way Of making bullshit sound OK!

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Chapters of The DC Intern Tell All

• When You're Asked to Suck At Your Job
• What Really Goes Down In The White House
• How I Blew It In Washington
• Finding the Softer Side of Senators
• Clear and Present Boner
• Breaking the Gag Rule
• Entering D.C.'s Inner Circle
• Secret Services to the President
• Deep Inside the Senate
• All Night Filibusting
• Meeting the Chief of Staff
• Preparing Your Paternity Brief
• The Traditions of Toilet Stall Toe-Tapping
• What Politicians Don't Know About Cell Phone Logs