The Results of a Government Study

For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment. They have concluded that a 7% unemployment level is acceptable to 93% of the working population. Now let's just hope that the unemployment rate doesn't change.

Oh Hillary

Q: Why does Hillary Clinton have two L's in her first name?
A: 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016

Bill Clinton for Halloween

A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween, but he couldn't get door-to-door with his pants around his ankles.