Election Blues

Q: What's one major problem with the Trump victory?
A: Amy Schumer is reneging on her promise to leave the country.

A Question for Bill Clinton

Q: What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?
A: She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

The Results of a Government Study

For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment. They have concluded that a 7% unemployment level is acceptable to 93% of the working population. Now let's just hope that the unemployment rate doesn't change.