Bill and Boris

Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a big problem. I don't know what to do about it. I have a hundred bodyguards and one of them is a traitor. I don't know which one." "Not a big deal Boris, I'm stuck with a hundred economists I have to listen to all the time before any policy decision, and only one tells the truth, but it's never the same one."

The Islands

Bill Clinton once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now known as 'The Islands.'

Post Turtle

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle), a doctor and the old man were discussing the 2020 election.
The old man said, "Well, ya know, Sleepy Joe is a post turtle."
So, not knowing what he meant the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.  "When you're driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb-ass would ever put him there."