Chelsea Clinton Confused

Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
A: Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

CNN Breaking News

A CNN reporter asked President Biden, "Boxers or briefs?"
He said, "Depends."

President's Panties Patch

Perplexed White House staffers see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Office with a pair of woman's panties pinned to his sleeve. As the day wears on, several VIPs go in and out of the Oval Office, each one leaving with a puzzled expression. Finally, Betty Currie, Clinton's loyal secretary, walks into the office and gently closes the door behind her. "Mr. President," she says. "We're all quite concerned that you seem to be wearing a woman's pair of panties on your arm." "Oh no," the President grins, "it's the patch. I'm trying to quit."