Monica's Vote

Q: Why isn't Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary Clinton?
A: She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Woodward and Bernstein

In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to write a new book about the scandal. Working title: "All the President's Women."

Sleep Walking

Q: Did you hear the Secret Service caught a sleepwalker trying to get into the White House?
A: They told Hillary to wake up and reminded her that she lost the election.