Woodward and Bernstein

In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to write a new book about the scandal. Working title: "All the President's Women."

Sleep Walking

Q: Did you hear the Secret Service caught a sleepwalker trying to get into the White House?
A: They told Hillary to wake up and reminded her that she lost the election.

Musical Instruments

Q: Why does Clinton play the saxophone?
A: 'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!