Bill Clinton Trivia

Q: Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
A: Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, ''come Spot, come Spot!''

Professional Lemon Picker

Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and voted for Obama."

Bill Clinton's Decision

Q: Why did Bill Clinton have such a hard time deciding what to do with Elian Gonzalez?
A: The last time he decided where to put a Cuban he was almost impeached.