Professional Lemon Picker

Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and voted for Obama."

Bill Clinton's Decision

Q: Why did Bill Clinton have such a hard time deciding what to do with Elian Gonzalez?
A: The last time he decided where to put a Cuban he was almost impeached.

Only Three Things

President Biden only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.