Biden's First Task

After winning the election, President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet.
On his way back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task.

Hillary Block

Q: What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters?
A: White noise

Chelsea to Hillary

Q: What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
A: "Not according to Dad."