One-Liner Jokes

Men and Ceramic Tiles

Q:  What do ceramic tile and men have in common?
A:  If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!

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Bouncer

Q: How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?
A: None! He fell.

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Ted and Bill

Q:  What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had??
A:  An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.

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