One-Liner Jokes

Dairy Queen

Q:  How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A:  Burger King showed her his Whopper.

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No Brakes

Did you ever hear about Blitzen the brown nosed reindeer? He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn't stop as quick!

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The Blind Man at the Fish Market

This blind guy was walking past the fish market and he said, "Good morning ladies.."

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