One-Liner Jokes

Deadly Question

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

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Best Man

Look the bride in the eye and ask, "If I'm the best man, how come you're marrying HIM???"

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Butcher Special

Q: Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder?
A: He got a little behind in his work.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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